humorous 4×6” greeting cards featuring reproductions of mary beth’s original paintings paired with snarky quips. all cards are blank on the inside and come with gold envelopes.
i don’t mean to be whatever but what the fuck is a labubu
what in the ever-loving fuck is going on
unfortunately it would appear that my succulents did not have what it takes to thrive in my fast-paced environment
ooo, yes! i’d love to come to your party!* *if it was a different day, time, and location, and i was a completely different person
sometimes when i need a lil pick-me-up i think about four seasons total landscaping
~80% of my emails begin with “apologies for my delayed response!” so being late to wish you a happy birthday was honestly inevitable
i’d really like to live in the version of the simulation where none of this [wildly gestures at everything] is happening
thank you for loving me even when i’m, like, objectively unlovable
i’d like to have a word with the person who coined the term “elder millennial”
it’s so weird that in 30 years every grandma will be named jessica
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